I know what just happened is rare
And I know I was walking with care
I stepped on a fly
Which stung my poor thigh
So I screamed that it wasn't too fair
There once was a man named Herman
He liked to dance with a women.
He once tumbled down
Imitating a clown
And he never tried dancing again.
As I had a bite
I heard the big sound of crunch
It covered my thirst